Wednesday, January 7, 2009

... speaks english

"Kampung" woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Australia.
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English. Nya sik bersekolah, diam nun di ulu tigis..., but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.
.... she didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken...... and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message ........, and gave her the chicken legs.
Hari yang berikutnya.........., she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts!
The butcher again understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The another day, the poor lady needed to buy SAUSAGE....... Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store....
(Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did. Then, scroll down.)




















What in the world were you thinking? otak nang sik ada ke lain o.....

Hellooooooooooo. brader ...... her husband speaks Englislah.!





3 comments:

  1. Macan nie endak mun nak beli buntut manok?

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  2. Gia juak ... mun nak meli telornya. Apa pula benda yang nak ditunjuk????

    .... kelakar ... kelakar & salam dari Mukah.

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  3. Tunjukkan buntut dan telur yang ada lah. he he

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